Evening Oatmeal

gotta have one last Oatmeal for you guys...

Final update coming soon

Week 14 lineups

Craig: Sanchez, Johnson, Moody, Briscoe, Tate, Broyles
Bryan: Reesing, Davis, Gable, Smith, Maclin, Harvin
Mike: Stafford, Scott, Washington, Murray, McKinley, D.Williams

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josh-wilson lucky evans coffman dez fuller
kobza-mccoy davis coffee mcknight lafell saunders
chris-daniel rainey goodson fannin swift cosby
beringer-bradford spiller helu johnon green turner
frederick-masoli moreno hunter havili gresham fields
tick-tebow johnson blount taylor shipley davis
troy-zac brown sharp iglesias smith parker
darrin-ganz jackson lane kelly carr pettigrew
tyson-crompton foster aldridge mcgee grisham alexander

Evening Oatmeal; Gay edition

So I received the following anonymous e-mail today criticizing our league for objectiving women in the Oatmeal segments and not taking into account that it could be possible that someone in our league is gay. So I figured we better do something to make them happy. Here is the e-mail I received:
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To: butters88@hotmail.com
From: TeamRabel_forever@yahoo.com

You guys are really insensitive to the gay community! You ever think that maybe some people in the league are homosexuals!!! huh!!! have you??? I didn't think so you f----ing clown!!! Not saying that we are gay or anything but come on grow up and respect us gays! We mean those people that are gay.

Sincerely,

"Team Rabel"

Coaches wives; Lane Kiffin Tennessee Vols

Rate this girl

one of our own here in this league is plowing this girl....rate her 1-10 and guess in the comments
who is doing the plowing

Evening Oatmeal

Week 13 Results

Daryl Clark, 37 points

Craig 117 (176 playoff total)
Bryan 65 (127)
Mike 51 (128)
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Josh 24...Chris 42...Tyson 42...Kobza 56...Frederick 74
Tick 91...Troy 71...Beringer 66...Darrin 35

1. Craig 1166
2. Bryan 1121
3. Mike 1066
4. Beringer 1039
5. Frederick 1027
6. Kobza 1003
7. Tick 999
8. Troy 867
9. Chris 866
10. Josh 839
11. Tyson 783
12. Darrin 748

Week: QB-Clark 37....RB-Best 41....WR-Butler 31

Season: QB-Masoli 46....RB-Sharp 49....WR-Dez 47

OMG

dear God is the horrible football....do I root for Syracuse to win therefore boosting the chances of a Weis firing? Does Weis deserve one more year to prove himself? I don't know these answers so it is up to you the people. I will then fax the poll results to the ND AD and he will then analyze them and make a decision off of them.

Oh and Poodle is licking his chops right now for next Saturday night.

Week 13 Lineups

Bryan Hein dominating the Harvest Festival. Afterwards he and Jim Kobza

went into the phone booth in the hall and worked on his week 13 lineup.

Craig: Clark, Wells, Royster, Moody, Broyles, Tate
Bryan: J.Jefferson, A.Smith, Minor, Norwood, Harvin, M.Shaw
Mike: Sheer, Scott, Murray, McGuffie, Byrd, I.Anderson (Wisc)
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darrin: threet pj brown carr d.williams kelly
beringer: bradford spiller dufrene johnson robiskie dickson
troy: ponder brown harper iglesias boateng parker
tick: tebow best clay greene taylor ross
frederick: taylor creer saine gresham butler hartline
kobza: riley davis vereen lafell grimes dickson
josh: harper allen evans demps g.jones c.moore
tyson: juice foster aldridge benn cumberland hardesty
chris: clausen rainey pollard kamara whitaker rudolph

my home 30 minutes ago

NEW YORK -- Deshawn Sims scored 18 points and Manny Harris added 15 to help Michigan upset No. 4 UCLA 55-52 on Thursday night in the semifinals of the 2K Sports Classic.
The Wolverines will face No. 10 Duke in the championship game Friday night. The Blue Devils beat Southern Illinois 83-58 in the first semifinal at Madison Square Garden.
With his team trailing 48-46 with 4:16 left, Stu Douglass hit a long 3-pointer to give Michigan the lead. Darren Collison was stripped on the other end, leading to a layup by Sims that made it 51-48 Wolverines.
UCLA cut the deficit to two when Josh Shipp made one of two free throws with 56 seconds left. After Michigan (3-0) worked the shot clock down, Anthony Wright found Sims on a backdoor cut for an emphatic, two-handed dunk that gave the Wolverines a four-point lead with 23.8 seconds remaining.
The Bruins (2-1) weren't done. Nikola Dragovic's 3-pointer with 5 seconds to go cut it to 53-52. But Harris hit two free throws and blocked Collison's potential tying 3-pointer at the buzzer.
Collison and Jrue Holiday each had 13 points to lead UCLA (2-1). Shipp, the Bruins' second-leading scorer, was stymied by Michigan's 1-3-1 zone. Averaging 12.5 points coming into the game, Shipp was held to just five on 2-for-9 shooting.

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Ask Aaron

Josh is seen here asking his question for the segment

Got 2 more e-mails for this next segment...here we go, as always I just copy and paste the questions and answers.


Q: If Lebron was on this years Husker basketball team how many games would they lose? And what would they do in the post season?
A: I'd venture to guess they'd probably only lose three or four games and make it to at least the Elite 8. Seriously, could you imagine LeBron playing college right now?

Q: If Lebron played a WNBA team 1 on 5....who would win?
A: LeBron. No question about it. I am dead serious too.

Season suspended

If you can watch this terrifying clip without snapping your laptop in half you do not even have a soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSxRvaP4L2M

We may have to suspend the fantasy season until we find out if Kelly is going to be ok, until then we all need to focus our attention to her and only her.

This episode aired 14 years ago and I can remember watching it live like it was yesterday. Not sure if that is cool or really sad. If you can remember watching this episode live please share in the comments.

4th Annual Fantasy Heisman

We have quite the tight race this year. Who will it be....Tebow, Robinson, Daniel, McCoy Bradford, Moreno, Hunter, Royster, Washington, Bryant, Maclin, Harvin.

Myself, Tick and Chris will spend hours debating this one.

Bryan's last transaction made today

Jordan Jefferson, LSU QB

Mike also adds Issac Anderson Wisconsin WR

Mike has 2 left, me 1 and Bryan 0

Week 12 Results

New season high for QB's....Jeremiah Masoli with 46

Mike 77
Bryan 62
Craig 59
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Beringer 88
Chris 74
Josh 39
Darrin 117
Troy 46
Tyson 44
Tick 75
Kobza 77
Frederick 112


Standings

1. Bryan 1056
2. Craig 1049
3. Mike 1015
4. Beringer 973
5. Frederick 953
6. Kobza 947
7. Tick 908
8. Chris 824
9. Josh 815
10. Troy 796
11. Tyson 741
12. Darrin 713

Week highs, QB: Masoli 46.....RB: Spiller 29.....WR: Harvin 28

Week high: Darrin 117......Week low: Josh 39

Afternoon Oatmeal

Week 12 lineups

Craig: Sanchez Wells Johnson Royster Briscoe Tate
Bryan: Reesing M.Davis A.Smith Maclin Harvin Floyd
Mike: Stafford Washington Scott Ingram McKinley Meier


Beringer: pryor spiller helu turner green robiskie
Chris: daniel goodson bell swift cosby jones
Josh: harper williams evans thomas dez coffman
Darrin: ganz pj jackson carr williams pettigrew
Troy: zac sharp gray parker smith boateng
Tyson: juice toston ogayb. benn alexander whitaker
Tick: tebow best blount clay shipley ross
Kobza: mccoy davis mcknight coffee saunders massaqoui
Frederick: masoli moreno hunter havili hartline butler

Coaches Wives; Poodle

Kiss of death

from Aug. 30th week one Lineups.....8 for 8 it is



Predictions for 1 team to make, 1 to miss the playoffs. 4 years of the league lets make it 8 for 8 on the predictions.

To make is me. To miss is Joshua Mai.

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Tonight....6:00....ESPNU...watch

Fun with rosters; Bryan Hein

Almost 4 years of CFFB in the books. Bryan has been in the league all 4 years, here is a list of every player he has ever had. (excluding this year)

20th round pick 2007

19th round pick 2006

3rd round pick 2005

Lendale White

Derek Hagan

Tyler Palko

Derrick Williams

Tony Hunt

Drew Tate

Danny Ware

Dwayne Bowe

Hugh Charles

Josh Hyman

Sinorice Moss

Fred Rouse

Quentin Chaney

Eric Haw

Deon Butler

Drew Weatherford

Billy Pittman

Robert Jordan

Calvin Johnson

Albert Young

Chris Leak

Mike Davis

Chansi Stuckey

Lance Leggett

George Bell

Rudy Carpenter

Carlos Brown

Brandon Barrett

Syvelle Newton

Lavelle Hawkins

CJ Gable

Jacob Hester

Colt McCoy

Jevon Snead

Marcus Manson

George Stripling

Quan Cosby

Trey Stross

Richard Jackson

Todd Blythe

Charles Scott

Sean Glennon

Tim Tebow

Jamaal Charles

Chris Markey

Nate Longshore

Allen Patrick

Derrrick Williams

Ben Olson

Lance Leggett

Mohammed Massaquoi

Travis Beckum

Chris Brown

Demaryius Thomas

Ray Small

Nate Swift

Cornelius Ingram

Jacob Hester

Chris Culliver

Vondrell McGee

Ahmad Paige

Chris Bell

Keith Nichol

Danario Alexander

Kendall Hunter

Kodi Burns

Ever wonder...

Ever wondered what it is like to see Josh Mai drive on a typical day of his?

If so here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZuukTeupk

Week 11 Results & Standings

Tick 99, Darrin 69....Frederick 79, Beringer 113....Mike 116, Chris 75
Craig 111, Tyson 46...Bryan 105, Kobza 71... Troy 71, Josh 62

-Me and Mike make the playoffs via points
-Bryan makes it via record as he had the tiebreaker over Beringer
-Us 3 will battle over the next 3 weeks combined for playoff champ
-The real champ, the league champ is whoever scores the most points on the entire year, it could be anyone regardless of if you made the playoffs or not.
-So basically everyone puts in lineups until the end

1. Bryan 994 9-2
2. Craig 990 7-4
3. Mike 938 7-4
4. Beringer 885 9-2
5. Kobza 870 3-8
6. Frederick 841 6-5
7. Tick 833 6-5
8. Josh 776 5-6
9. Troy 750 5-6
10. Chris 749 2-9
11. Tyson 697 3-8
12. Darrin 596 3-8

Week high: Mike 116....Low: Tyson 46

Season High: Craig 141....Low: Darrin 17

QB: Tebow 40 RB: Moreno 34 WR: Maclin 37

Season: QB: McCoy/Juice 44 RB: Sharp 49 WR: Dez 47

Required viewing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06idaVz84Z0

10 page paper from everyone is due Tuesday on the above video.

Full update coming tomorrow.

Playoff teams

AND NEW YOUTUBE....from top 5 tv show of all-time....me like 1:44 mark

Me, Bryan and Bomar made it

Week 11 Lineups

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Tick: tebow best blount taylor shipley clay

Darrin: ganz pj brown kelly carr pettigrew

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Frederick: masoli moreno hunter b.tate gresham d.butler
Beringer: bradford spiller helu a.green p.turner man. johnson

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Mike: stafford washington murray scott mckinley meier

Chris: daniel rainey bell swift j.jones kamara

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Craig: sanchez wells royster johnson tate briscoe

Tyson: juice fozzy ogaybannaya benn alexander scott

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Bryan: reesing minor m.davis maclin harvin floyd

Kobza: mccoy davis vereen coffee lafell saunders

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Troy: zac sharp brown iglesias parker c.johnson

Josh: wilson evans j.thomas lucky dez coffman

Evening Oatmeal

Ask Aaron is back!

And a new youtube on the right hand side. I would say this is my 3rd favorite youtube
video ever.

Q: Fantasy sports can be very frustrating, tells us about your worst fantasy sports moment you ever had.

A: Oh my goodness, in 2002 after I dominated the regular season I was the top seeded team matched up with the 8 seed. I had a very good week but so did the team I faced. I'm pretty sure it was his highest score of the year. I was ahead by six points going into the Monday night game which was Miami v.s. Chicago. All of my players were done. However, I was going against Marty Booker in his first stint with the Bears. Now let me back up, like I said, I was up six points. I had more reserve points so I would've won the tie breaker as well. In our league, scoring is at a premium. We only get one point per 25 yards rushing/receiving. So essentially as long as Booker didn't score a touchdown he would've need 175 receiving yards to beat me. So pretty much as long as he didn't score I was going to win. Now to game time..... Miami was in control for all of the game. There really was never a doubt who was going to win. For the first 58 minutes I had it in the bag. I want to say Booker maybe had thirty or forty yards. Miami was up by at least three scores so you'd think the Bears are just going to run the clock out and get ready for next week, right? Wrong. They bring in some backup quarterbacked named Henry Burress (I'm pretty sure that was his name). I can't even remember who the starter was now. Jim Miller? Anyhow, there is under two minutes left and Chicago had the ball on their own 20. The first few plays went for next to nothing. On a 4th and long situation Burress srambled for a 1st down. I'm like "no big deal". Now they are getting close to mid-field, I'm starting to worry a bit but not too much. I swear Chicago called three straight QB draws and Burress was running like Michael Vick. Next thing you know they are inside the 20 with well under a minute left. Right about now I'm pacing my living room. There are literally dozens of people left in the stands. They show an aerial view and I could count every person left. Burress takes the snap, rolls out, throws to the end zone.......touchdown Marty Booker. I have never been so shocked/angry in my life than that very moment. Didn't know what to do. Cry/shout/break something/shoot myself....? I called my buddy who had just beat me to tell him how freaking lucky he was and vent and he didn't even know he had won. He had shut off the game in the 3rd quarter because he thought he had no chance. I couldn't fall asleep that night. I tossed and turned thinking about what could've been. I pretty much knew I was going to win total points for the season and the money that came with it but I wanted the title. I had to take two percocets that I had from a previous knee surgery to help me fall asleep. I would've beaten any other team that week. If I would've won that week, I would've beaten the teams I would've played the next two rounds. My championship was gone in an instant all on a garbage Mary Booker touchdown. Die Marty Booker. Die.

Playoff Breakdown

Tyson Warm is seen here trying to come up with a

lineup that can push him into the lineups.

Allow me to give my best shot at the odds of each team making the playoffs.

Bryan: 97%

Craig: 94%

Mike: 50%

Kobza: 38%

Beringer: 42.5%

Frederick: 1.5%

Darrin: -44%

Evening Oatmeal; Presidential Edition

What happened here?

Name the fantasy manager who had something eventful happen in this very downtown Lincoln Nebraska bar scene alley.

Week 10 Results

new year high-49 points for Jake, Troy scores 129 on the week which is the 2nd highest

score of the year and the 4th highest score of all-time.

Beringer 80, Tick 74.....Frederick 64, Josh 73.....Mike 76, Tyson 50

Craig 87, Darrin 41.....Kobza 81, Troy 129.....Chris 45, Bryan 102

Only 1 more week of the regular season. Bryan or Beringer will have the one record playoff spot for sure. Bryan has Kobza next week, Beringer plays Frederick. No matter who makes the playoffs everyone puts in lineups all year long, til the very end of week 14.

1. Bryan 889 8-2
2. Craig 879 6-4
3. Mike 822 6-4
4. Kobza 799 3-7
5. Beringer 772 8-2
6. Frederick 762 6-4
7. Tick 734 5-5
8. Josh 714 5-5
9. Troy 679 4-6
10. Chris 675 2-8
11. Tyson 651 3-7
12. Darrin 527 3-7

Week high Troy 129.......low Darrin 41

QB: Z.Robinson 43.....RB: Sharp 49.....WR: Dez 41

season highs, QB: Juice/McCoy 44.....RB: Sharp 49.....WR: Dez 47

Afternoon Oatmeal