Sunday, February 15, 2009

Evening Oatmeal











11 comments:

Anonymous said...

woozers!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That vampire bitch can suck my blood and semen dry.

Anonymous said...

1. has Frederick ever had a threesome?

2. has he ever been laid before?

3. does he like handjobs?

4. has he ever given a guy a handjob?

Anonymous said...

1. Yes

2. Obviously

3. I don't see the point. I'd rather do it myself.

4. No

Anonymous said...

ok a few more then for Frederick


5. what is the craziets sexual thing you have ever done?

6. have you ever in your life seen another mans penis? if so approximately how many?

7. your favorite position is?

8. do you consider yourself to have a big penis?

Anonymous said...

5. Depends on what you mean by crazy. I will say this, probably the best moment in sex I've had was having a woman sit on my face while going at it with another woman that was riding my cock.
Now, I've had sex in a few places that I wouldn't necessarily label "crazy", but let's say... out of the ordinary.

6. Yes. In various locker rooms and porn movies/magazines. Probably over a hundred.

7. Reverse cowgirl. However, doggy style is an "oldie but goodie".

8. Above average

Anonymous said...

9. tell us about the places that were out of the ordinary

Anonymous said...

10. would you get a tattoo on your crank?

11. would you have a foursome that was 2 dudes 2 girls assuming the girls were hot?

12. ever use any food or other substances during your romps?

Anonymous said...

Dammit Craig, stop posting as me.

Anonymous said...

9. A) In the middle of Trendwood Park in Lincoln on nothing but the ground--no blankets or anything, tripping on acid.

B) During a break at the stupid Catholic retreat (somewhere on North 112th St) my wife and I had to attend so we could be married "in the church". The men's and women's rooms are on complete opposite sides of the building...for a reason. The doors don't have locks and the walls are paper thin. We had a 30 minute break. Most people smoked a cigarette, ate a snack, or read a book. I fucked my wife to be.

Anonymous said...

10. No

11. Doubt it

12. Ice cream. Oh and once we got some blueberry flavored lubricant that still tasted terrible and was unbelievably sticky. Used it only once. Threw it away. It was flipping expensive too!