Thursday, May 7, 2009

Morning Oatmeal

Troy is on the clock

Last 2 picks...Beringer-D.Murray and Tyson Quizz





8 comments:

Ryno said...

hey josh is it true are you a virgin?

Josh said...

Does masturbation count?

Anonymous said...

Tyson says
Ok this oatmeal pushed me over the edge. I just jerked off for 5 hours straight. Needless to say my keyboard is now pretty sticky.

Anonymous said...

Craig says I will screw tick if he wants to :)

Frederick said...

Ok it is my turn to ask a question.

Bryan, when is the last time you choked it in the shower?

Anonymous said...

45 votes? How much traffic do we get here?

Tick said...

Man, I love that last pic. Birdwatching #158 I believe.

Anonymous said...

Eagle County Sheriff investigators first confronted Bryant with the sexual assault accusation on July 2. During the July 2003 interview with investigators, Bryant stated that the sex was consensual.[1] Bryant said he checked into Room 35 of the Lodge and Spa at Cordillera on June 28, and then the alleged victim gave him a tour of the hotel on July 1. After the tour he claims they went to his room and were kissing. He said Faber showed him a tattoo on her lower back that had music and instruments on it, and told him she wanted to be a singer. He said Faber then gave him oral sex for a few seconds before bending over a chair and pulling up her skirt. Bryant said he stopped having intercourse with her after he asked if he could "cum on her face", and she said no. When the investigator asked him if he always liked to ejaculate on his partner’s face, Bryant sounded embarrassed, stating “That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man (inaudible).” He said Faber asked him to sign autographs and then left his room once the intercourse ended. He also told investigators that he didn’t ejaculate during the intercourse and instead masturbated in his room after she left. He expressed fear that his wife would leave him if she found out that he cheated on her and suggested that Faber must be after money.