Joseph Goodman, Miami Herald: He's not writing his blog to condone the alarming number of arrests of Florida's players, but he can write without reservation that his opinion on the matter leans toward that of an apologist. You've got to have thugs to win football games.
I haven't missed a Husker football game by either being present, watching on tv, or listening to the radio since probably 1985. No exaggeration. Sure there have been some games that maybe I was at a wedding or something that I couldn't see or hear every minute, but I still was able to take in the majority of the game.
I'd have to go down the schedules of every season the past twenty plus years but off the top of my head I've probably only missed 12-15 home games since 1987. I've also been to over a dozen road games including the 1995 Orange Bowl, 2002 Penn State, and 2006 USC games.
I can honestly say I do not remember the last time I did not either watch or listen to a ND game live. Probably early 90's sometime. I did listen to almost the entire 2005 MSU game in Yosemite National Park. Top that Frederick!
Frederick tell us things you have broke during games
I don't believe I have broken anything during a Husker game. I've lobbed plenty of "F-bombs" and have probably thought about murdering something, but never have.
Although I will say during the Alamo Bowl against Michigan I was all fueled up on Bacardi 151 so when Michigan took the lead late I tried punching the back of my couch, missed, hit my wall, split my knuckles open, didn't realize I did so, got blood all over my couch and clothes, passed out literally minutes after the twenty laterals of the final play, woke up at 4 am (on a work day) on my kitchen floor, puked, had the worst headache ever, made it into work at 6:30 am, still had the worst headache ever, made our courier go pick me up an "Ultimate Skillet" from Village Inn, ate that, still felt like crap, but had a big fucking smile on my face the whole time because the Huskers beat the Wolverines in a game they weren't given much of a chance to win---which happened to be the pinnacle of the Callahan era.
Golf - No. Anything I can do in my 70's and/or while drinking a twelve pack of beer is not a sport. It's a game like bowling, darts, and horse shoes. And before all of you golfers get upset with me, let me stress that I'm not saying it's easy. Just saying it's not a sport, in my opinion.
See also - Softball...which I like to play but don't consider a sport.
NASCAR - No. Once driving to and from work becomes a sport let me know. It's essentially the same thing. I know they go really fast. Wow. Nothing like driving in a big circle (oval, I guess)five hundred times. Make a right turn or two. I'd say that the majority of drivers couldn't catch a football, make a free throw, or hit a baseball. Doesn't make them bad people. And hey, I couldn't drive a car at 200 mph...I'd probably shit my pants. But it does make them the tool belts that I went to high school with that had "shop" and worked on their cars all day. What I love are the "fans" of car racing that say "I watch it for the crashes". Those people are REALLY tools. Go watch some shitty 'B' movie with car chases and explosions you losers.
See also - Pro Wrestling...which was cool when I was nine years old. "The Wrestler" is a good flic though.
Ok, I actually take that back. I did see a uncut one once. After my junior prom me and a buddy got a hotel room for us and our dates to share. That night my buddy and his girl did there thing for a good hour right in front of me. And he was “uncut”. Pretty gross looking. I literally sat there and drank Old Milwaukees by myself and watched them do it since my date ended up having to go home.
Josh, My buddy had whiskey dick so he was able to fuck her for a good hour straight. I sat there drinking the entire time watching them and E.T. on the tv. I will always remember E.T. playing, no idea why we had that on. He eventually just blew his wad on her tits. The next day when I was finally sober I felt like a huge tool for watching them fuck from literally 2-3 feet away. Good memory now though.
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As for the girl flashing in church below that is really sad.
Jon
Jon - You're a pussy. What, do you wish it was a picture of a guy showing his crank?
Hey jon fuck off why u here
Frederick please predict the final top 10 teams in the BCS poll. Poll after the championship game.
where is MizzouRah?
Jon you are a douche
Joseph Goodman, Miami Herald: He's not writing his blog to condone the alarming number of arrests of Florida's players, but he can write without reservation that his opinion on the matter leans toward that of an apologist. You've got to have thugs to win football games.
Josh is a god damn virgin
Frederick how many husker fb games have you not watched or listened to live in the last 15 years?
I haven't missed a Husker football game by either being present, watching on tv, or listening to the radio since probably 1985. No exaggeration. Sure there have been some games that maybe I was at a wedding or something that I couldn't see or hear every minute, but I still was able to take in the majority of the game.
I'd have to go down the schedules of every season the past twenty plus years but off the top of my head I've probably only missed 12-15 home games since 1987. I've also been to over a dozen road games including the 1995 Orange Bowl, 2002 Penn State, and 2006 USC games.
Have u ever fucked during a husker game?
Ever jerk off during a game?
Commercials and halftime count
I can honestly say that I have had sex during halftime on at least two occasions. I however have not stroked it during a game.
No more sexual questions please.
what 2 games where the halftime romps?
If memory serves me correctly, Missouri 2005 and Texas 2007. Both NU losses. = (
At least I got a happy ending during halftime. = )
Josh is a virgin....seriously he is!
Your turn Palik how many ND games you missed?
I can honestly say I do not remember the last time I did not either watch or listen to a ND game live. Probably early 90's sometime. I did listen to almost the entire 2005 MSU game in Yosemite National Park. Top that Frederick!
Frederick tell us things you have broke during games
I don't believe I have broken anything during a Husker game. I've lobbed plenty of "F-bombs" and have probably thought about murdering something, but never have.
Although I will say during the Alamo Bowl against Michigan I was all fueled up on Bacardi 151 so when Michigan took the lead late I tried punching the back of my couch, missed, hit my wall, split my knuckles open, didn't realize I did so, got blood all over my couch and clothes, passed out literally minutes after the twenty laterals of the final play, woke up at 4 am (on a work day) on my kitchen floor, puked, had the worst headache ever, made it into work at 6:30 am, still had the worst headache ever, made our courier go pick me up an "Ultimate Skillet" from Village Inn, ate that, still felt like crap, but had a big fucking smile on my face the whole time because the Huskers beat the Wolverines in a game they weren't given much of a chance to win---which happened to be the pinnacle of the Callahan era.
Fredrick.
1. Is golf a sport to you? why/why not
2. is nascar?
Golf - No. Anything I can do in my 70's and/or while drinking a twelve pack of beer is not a sport. It's a game like bowling, darts, and horse shoes. And before all of you golfers get upset with me, let me stress that I'm not saying it's easy. Just saying it's not a sport, in my opinion.
See also - Softball...which I like to play but don't consider a sport.
NASCAR - No. Once driving to and from work becomes a sport let me know. It's essentially the same thing. I know they go really fast. Wow. Nothing like driving in a big circle (oval, I guess)five hundred times. Make a right turn or two. I'd say that the majority of drivers couldn't catch a football, make a free throw, or hit a baseball. Doesn't make them bad people. And hey, I couldn't drive a car at 200 mph...I'd probably shit my pants. But it does make them the tool belts that I went to high school with that had "shop" and worked on their cars all day. What I love are the "fans" of car racing that say "I watch it for the crashes". Those people are REALLY tools. Go watch some shitty 'B' movie with car chases and explosions you losers.
See also - Pro Wrestling...which was cool when I was nine years old. "The Wrestler" is a good flic though.
Frederick would you consider being in a swingers club??
Likely not.
If your wife would you would too! Don't lie to us!!
Right?
Frederick, would you make a porno if they gave you $10,000 in cash?
That's the thing, I wouldn't want my wife to. I'm completely happy with no other men putting their cocks in her.
Six or seven years ago I would've probably done one for a couple hundred bucks. Not now.
Fredrick,
1 do you have a uncut pecker?
2 what do you feel or think about uncut peckers?
3 have u ever seen a uncut pecker?
1. No
2. They're ugly
3. Only in porn
Ok, I actually take that back. I did see a uncut one once. After my junior prom me and a buddy got a hotel room for us and our dates to share. That night my buddy and his girl did there thing for a good hour right in front of me. And he was “uncut”. Pretty gross looking. I literally sat there and drank Old Milwaukees by myself and watched them do it since my date ended up having to go home.
Frederick where did your buddy in the hotel room on prom night blow his load at?
Josh, My buddy had whiskey dick so he was able to fuck her for a good hour straight. I sat there drinking the entire time watching them and E.T. on the tv. I will always remember E.T. playing, no idea why we had that on. He eventually just blew his wad on her tits. The next day when I was finally sober I felt like a huge tool for watching them fuck from literally 2-3 feet away. Good memory now though.
I have an asian dick so it is small
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