Monday, November 12, 2007

Slimeball





BOTTLE-BLONDE FATTIES COST THE FACE OF NIKE $160M: The LONDON TIMES, via DEUCE OF DAVENPORT, reports what all those blonde fatties over the years ended up costing Michael Jordan: $160M. And that settlement between MJ and former maid wife Juanita is the largest celebrity divorce payout in history. The Times has the warm, fuzzy details of how the Jordan's relationship blossomed: "He was already a wealthy basketball star with the Chicago Bulls when the couple met on a blind date in 1984. He proposed a few months later but Juanita initially turned him down. A year after their marriage in Las Vegas, he signed a prenuptial agreement that entitled her to half his fortune, but she has claimed only a third."

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