Saturday, August 8, 2009

More Oatmeal













13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Josh has never been laid

Anonymous said...

Tick/fredrick, what do you make of the Patriots having the most college graduates in the nfl, does it factor in to them winning?

MaxRB said...

I just got back to school so no sex in the dorms for me. Not yet anyways.

Anonymous said...

Josh is a virgin

Anonymous said...

If you have sex your penis will fall off and in another dimension populated entirely by dogs who will eat it.

That is why I practice abstinence. That is why I am a virgin.

Josh Mai

Anonymous said...

Tick or fredrick ? #2

Is it a dirty move to bite someones dick in a street fight?

Jack Link said...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea19.html

Anonymous said...

List of "Guys"
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"takes his own pool stick to the bar" guy
-pays everything in cash guy
-Uses umbrella guy
-Guy who buys things from infomercials
-Guy who peels out at stop lights
-Puts one arm on the wall while taking a piss guy
-Brews his own home beer guy
-Rolls his own cigarettes guy
-Wears way to much cologne guy
-Keeps a comb in is back pocket guy
-Exotic pet guy
-Has a pony tail guy
-Barista at Starbuck with a pony tail guy
-Blames everything on gas prices guy
-Wears cutoff flannels guy
-Always tries to start the wave guy
-Pyramid scheme for a job guy
-Grinds excessively all over girls at clubs guy
-Has a neck tattoo guy
-Swears for attention guy
-Extremely hard hand shale guy
-Dead fish hand shake guy
-Tries to gun everyone out from the outfield in softball guy
-Always gives back rubs to girls guy
-Tribal arm band tattoo guy
-Wears socks with sandals guy
-Has a piss on Ford bumper sticker guy
-Smokes cigarettes to look cool guy
-Wears under armour in public guy
-Tries to bowl 800 mph to look cool but gutters 90% of them guy
-Keeps a comb in is back pocket guy

Anonymous said...

MaxRB

What do think of the guys list?

Anonymous said...

Tick would you let MaxRB give you a facial for $500?

Frederick said...

I can't say I would let MaxRB or any guy give me a facial for $500.

Make it a $1000 or so and we can talk.

Anonymous said...

Add another "guy" to this list.

Has a logo tattoo of his favorite team guy. I have class with this fucking loser. Two of them actually one had the Husker N and the other had a Red Sox logo. LOSERS is your life that sad?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that is really SAD... and what do they do when the team changes their logo?