3. My all time favorite has to be Seinfeld. I'll still watch any Seinfeld re-run over most anything. My favorite current show would have to be 'The Office'. I also dig almost anything on Discovery Channel. Good stuff. I will say though, I pretty much only watch sports, movies, and cartoons with my boys. I've become a HUGE Spongebob fan over the past year. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, you have to watch. It's great.
OMG, Frederick really is a pussy. First, he has never shaved a girl and now this. He hasn't fucked in a car since high school. Not even for the thrill? or even got some hand?
I've had a few instances that I've shot it (the "first squirt") a couple of feet. It's tough to say what my potential is though, because a lot of the loads that I felt would've gone far, were blown "inside".
You mean, you have never gone somewhere and that you were sooo horny that you couldn't make it home or to the hotel. So, that you just pulled over on a dirt road and went at it like rabbits in the back seat?
Fredrick I have been reading this blog for a while now. You seem like a good guy. But if you truly have never shaved a girl I will lose a lot of respect for you. I am sorry man, just being truthful.
Q: I need your expertise here. I was lying in bed with my wife one night and she caught me staring at her chest. My wife was blessed with large breasts (which I am thankful for) and she was wearing my Giants Super Bowl championship sweatshirt (that was not meant as a dig). When she asked me what I was staring at, I said, "What? You know I love the Giants." I instantly realized the wonderful double meaning of what I said. Can you think of another team that would have worked as well in this situation? The best I can come up with is the Twins. -- Dave, New York
SG: Those were the two best ones, with an honorable mention for the "Magic," "Jets" and "Rockets." (Also, the "Padres" and "Chiefs" are funny if you think about them long enough.) Here's a better question: What double-meaning team name would have offended her somehow? I see it as a three-way tie between the Grizzlies, Cubs and Packers.
20 comments:
She had it coming
Big Jon
Frederick---
1. U jerk off in the shower ? How often
2. U do a lot of oral sex?
3. What is your favorite tv show?
4. When is the last time u fucked in a car?
5. Ten million to screw a hippo, would you do it?
1. Sometimes. Whenever the mood is right.
2. Yes. Can't get enough.
3. My all time favorite has to be Seinfeld. I'll still watch any Seinfeld re-run over most anything. My favorite current show would have to be 'The Office'. I also dig almost anything on Discovery Channel. Good stuff. I will say though, I pretty much only watch sports, movies, and cartoons with my boys. I've become a HUGE Spongebob fan over the past year. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, you have to watch. It's great.
4. High school
5. Maybe...if I got the cash up front.
Tick
If you ever screwed a girl and had her say "oh tick" or "tick"
Or something close to that but having her refer to you as Tick?
Have you ever that is.
They usually have a gag in their mouth so all I hear is grunting.
OMG, Frederick really is a pussy. First, he has never shaved a girl and now this. He hasn't fucked in a car since high school. Not even for the thrill? or even got some hand?
Why would I fuck in a car when I can on a bed or floor? I drive a small Honda. What would be the point?
Frederick you REALLY have never shaved a girl??
You are sad man
Fredrick,
6. How far can you shoot your cum, what is the farthest you ever have?
You ever hit the head board with it?
Oh my...
I've had a few instances that I've shot it (the "first squirt") a couple of feet. It's tough to say what my potential is though, because a lot of the loads that I felt would've gone far, were blown "inside".
You mean, you have never gone somewhere and that you were sooo horny that you couldn't make it home or to the hotel. So, that you just pulled over on a dirt road and went at it like rabbits in the back seat?
Fredrick I have been reading this blog for a while now. You seem like a good guy. But if you truly have never shaved a girl I will lose a lot of respect for you. I am sorry man, just being truthful.
Rick C.
Hey Rick fuck off buddy, why do I care what you think of me? Now go screw little kids like you do. Or come here and jerk me off
Whoa. The above post is not me ripping Rick C a new asshole. And I'd rather jerk myself off than have somebody else do it.
Wow Frederick you are so lame. Never shaved a girl?? Pussy
Frederick you are a gigantic fraud man. Man up and shave a bitch already you sissy!
Q: I need your expertise here. I was lying in bed with my wife one night and she caught me staring at her chest. My wife was blessed with large breasts (which I am thankful for) and she was wearing my Giants Super Bowl championship sweatshirt (that was not meant as a dig). When she asked me what I was staring at, I said, "What? You know I love the Giants." I instantly realized the wonderful double meaning of what I said. Can you think of another team that would have worked as well in this situation? The best I can come up with is the Twins.
-- Dave, New York
SG: Those were the two best ones, with an honorable mention for the "Magic," "Jets" and "Rockets." (Also, the "Padres" and "Chiefs" are funny if you think about them long enough.) Here's a better question: What double-meaning team name would have offended her somehow? I see it as a three-way tie between the Grizzlies, Cubs and Packers.
FREDERICK = NO SHAVING PUSS
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